- No school crossing guards on duty this week. Bad Cap City children urged to look both ways to cross the street. Crossing guard services axed due to budget cuts stemming from bad tax caps.
Beware! Spontaneous combustion likely in Bad Cap City.
Heat and humidity could cause major problems for Bad Cap City residents this week. Cuts stemming from bad tax caps fuel the fire.
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Coin-operated swing sets in place in new pay-as-you-play parks. Cuts to park funding led to metered playgrounds.
Parents and children should be sure to pack a pocketful of loose change before they head to Bad Cap City parks. New coin-operated meters are now in place by the...
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Bad Cap City schools for sale to highest bidder
Beloved Bongo, the Bad Cap City Baboon, could soon be trademarked. School administrators are hopeful the money to be made off the monkey could save teacher's jobs and music and art programs in our schools.
Windy weather could lead to chaos in Bad Cap City classrooms
Count on WBCCs Super-Duper-Charged, High-Tech Map-o-Tron 3000 for the most accurate forecast for Bad Cap City! Find out why hail and gusty winds could cause...
Cigarette and beer ads on school buses & in classrooms.
Corporate ads taking over school hallways & classrooms. In an effort to bring in vital school funding, Bad Cap City schools are opening up their hallways and...
Bad Cap City home values dip again. New statistics show bad tax cap fall-out to blame.
Property tax cap opponents have finished an extensive study on why Bad Cap City home values have bottomed out. Take a look at this graph to see the culprit behind the...
Who Dunnit? Citizens asked to play detective. Cuts to police staff force the department to ask for citizen crime solvers.
Severe cuts to the Bad Cap City Police Department have forced the chief to get creative in the fight against crime. "We've decide to create the Who Dunnit?...
Mayor gets the pink slip from himself. Bad tax caps force lay offs at the top.
Bad tax caps and state mandates have taken such a toll on Bad Cap City that the mayor was forced to lay himself off. "It was a tough decision," said the Mayor...
Child lost in tall park grass. Budget cuts eliminate park maintenance. Volunteers offer to cut grass in future.
Monday afternoon, eight-year old Tommy Bob told his mom he was going up to the park to play. Twelve hours later, volunteer rescue crews managed to find Tommy tangled up...
School to students: Smile you're on camera! Reality show set for high school.
In an effort to keep art, music and drama classes at Bad Cap City High, school officials have agreed to allow reality television cameras into the school. "We...
Trash deters tourists. Local economy hurting from lack of Bad Cap City visitors.
Amid the spring flower blooms along Bad Cap City streets are candy wrappers, empty soda cans, and old newspapers. "It's unsightly," said Jackie Basketville...
Entire neighborhood for sale. Mass exodus due to shrinking local services.
One look down Oak Street in Bad Cap City says it all: Bad Cap City residents want out. For sale signs are posted in front of every single home on this city...
